sirmitchell:

sofapizza:

thedailywhat:paulscheer:ratsoff

Ellen DeGeneres Show writer Amy Rhodes goes on assignment to the Universal Studios haunted Halloween maze.

Horrorlarity ensues.

that mummy is my hero.

hahahaha You gotta watch this…

(Source: purns)

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michaelianblack:

This is from the insanely talented Bo Burnham. He’s like 18. Asshole. Fuck him. But yeah, he nails it.

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My husband waited until the last minute to buy a pumpkin. By the time he got to the store to get one, they were completely out. Being a creative guy, this was his solution.
Happy Halloween!

My husband waited until the last minute to buy a pumpkin. By the time he got to the store to get one, they were completely out. Being a creative guy, this was his solution.

Happy Halloween!